Miracle Alien Cookies (AAAA) Pre-rolled Joint – Bulk 25 for $150

MAC, also known as “Miracle Alien Cookies,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica /50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Alien Cookies X (Colombian X Starfighter) strains. Perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates a super heavy flavor and high, MAC brings on the hard-hitting effects that will have you feeling totally happy with the world around you in no time at all. It starts with a rush of heady effects that fill your mind with a sense of happy creativity and pure euphoria. This is accompanied by a deep-felt relaxation that permeates your very being, leaving you totally calm in both mind and body without a care or pain in the world. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level of up to 24%, MAC is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, appetite loss or nausea, chronic stress, depression, chronic pain and mood swings. This bud has a dank sour citrus flavor with a spicy earthy overtone that sweetens upon exhale. The aroma is of earthy herbs and pungent diesel, all wrapped up in a sour dank overtone that fills any room with its heavy stench. MAC buds have super sticky long grape-shaped minty green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes. MAC has quickly built a reputation for dense, hearty nugs with otherworldly trichome coverage and top-shelf potency.The Miracle Alien Cookie has been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels, alleviate mood swings and provide a sense of mental clarity. With just one bite you will experience instant relief from your stresses, strife or worries! If I were stuck on an island with only the choice between AAAA+ cookies or no food at all for sustenance then there would be absolutely nothing for me to worry about because my body’s needs are being met like never before.

Do you have trouble sleeping? Are your thoughts racing all the time about everything that needs to be done in order for life to work out like it’s supposed to, but not quite getting there yet? Have you ever felt an overwhelming sense of guilt or low self-esteem because nothing seems good enough and no one is satisfied with what they’ve seen from you lately? If this sounds familiar then listen up. I’m here today offering a new solution: Miracle Alien Cookies (AAAA+). This revolutionary product will help soothe any anxiety or panic attacks by providing immediate relief through its natural ingredients such as lavender, chamomile flowers, citrus peel oil sourced from grapefruit seed extract; which are just some examples found on the label!

Effects: MAC’s euphoric, uplifting effects help relax the mind while empowering and energizing it, creating a great high for weekend mornings and after-work activities. However, the strain’s high THC content can make the effects debilitating for low tolerances, so start very slowly with this one. Medical patients have used MAC for chronic pain, fatigue, stress, headaches and eye pain, with high-tolerance users able to enjoy the strain without an extreme increase in appetite.

THC Level: Up to 24%

Flavors: Citrus, Sour, Spicy, Earthy, Diesel, Herb

Effects: Euphoria, Deep Relaxation, Creative, Sedation

Medical Uses: Chronic Pain, Fatigue, Stress, Headaches, Insomnia, Appetite Loss, Anxiety, Depression, PTSD